Blog Between Neuromercials

It's about time I got with the blogging. Not for want of "fitting in," but because I have so many friggin' pieces of information, video, blog clippings, emails, embarrassing Facebook photos, and random mind dumps that I'm compelled to passively broadcast throughout the cosmos.

Thanks to the lovely proliferation of social networks, I now have a gazillion accounts, presenceses, and profiles (profile-eration?) on various little islands of communities floating through The Cloud that all beckon for new content and status updates to ensure that they define me and grow congruently to my person (because I am what I share, right?).

I have grown weary of experimenting with combinations of social web tools like Flock, Google Notebook, and variety of Facebok apps - as well as their associated toolbar bookmarklets and Firefox extensions.

Someday, very very soon, I'm confident that will join others in having an iPhone injected under my dermal layer, hard-wired to my thinking cap, and then I'll simply wish my happy thoughts into the data stream. A revolution perhaps made possible thanks to advertising revenue funds provided via Google's AdSense meets Android meets lobotomy, accruing trillions in revenue by feeding neuro-mercials into that void in my subconscious (left over from when I cut TV from my media diet)...

In the meantime, however, I look forward to ridding myself of the gazillion half-baked applications I've tried to harness to feed various accounts and newsfeeds the latest buzz about what I find funny, horrific, inspiring, and important enough to (albeit passively, said Joe) share with my closest Facebook friends. I hope that this blog serves as a first step toward simplifying the ever exploding world of zeros and ones.

1010,
Mike